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Two Scoops Omi/Jack
Toast Man
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Title: Two Scoops
Pairing: Omi and Jack Spicer
Rating: Pg-13 to mature
Summary: Jack Spicer takes the Xiaolin monks out for ice cream.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.
A/N: I actually like this pairing, not as much as Chase and Jack but I still think it's kind of cute. This is for MimiUsa, they drew a very lovely pic of Jack and Omi fanart for me, some time ago.


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Bad Santa Jirairu
gasp
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Title: Bad Santa
Pairing: Jiraiya and Iruka Umino
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Iruka has some one-in-one time with Santa to tell him what he wants for Christmas.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.
A/N: This was supposed to be for the Cum Cum Iruka Christmas Contest on Y-gallery, but couldn't get it done in time. No beta could be acquired to edit this story so if you see any spelling or grammar problems, I don’t mind being informed. Thanks for reading and enjoy.



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Toxic Love NaruIru
warners
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Title: Toxic Love
Pairing: Naruto Uzumaki and Iruka Umino
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Just a little tender moment between Naruto and Iruka. *snicker*
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing
A/N: No beta could be acquired to edit this story so if you see any spelling or grammar problems, I don’t mind being informed. Thanks for reading and enjoy.


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ChouIru Finale
angry
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Title: A Helping Hand
Pairing: Chouji Akimichi and Iruka Umino
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Iruka gets more than he's asked for when Akimichi Chouji assists him with a mission.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.
Author's Rant: After 500 years of lazing around, I finally finished that Chouji and Iruka fic, for dominicshade. Hope you liked the story overall and that goes to anyone else that happens to read this story. Any grammar, spelling or just want to critique the story just send it my way. Oh and credit goes to this article that helped with the differences between a slender versus a more plumper lover: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article2049288.ece+




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The ChouIru ^_^
victory
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Title: A Helping Hand
Pairing: Chouji Akimichi and Iruka Umino
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Iruka gets more than he's asked for when Akimichi Chouji assists him with a mission.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.
A/N: Sadly no beta could be acquired to edit this story so if you see any grammar problems, I don’t mind being informed. This is the first chapter of A Helping Hand, a Chouji and Iruka fic. This fic was requested in a challenge by DominicShade and I hope they enjoy it, as well as any other curious readers. C’mon, I know you’ve been dying to see these two together. Hopefully, the next chapter will be up and roarin’ to be read soon.




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Interlude Chpt 3
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*Woot* Finally posting the third chapter to Interlude. *pats self on back.*


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A KyuubixIruka fic
twirl
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Yeah, I finally churned out a story, however this one was only beta-ed by yours truly so there may be a few errors. Hope you enjoy.


Title:Close Your Eyes
Pairing:Kyuubi(fox)xIruka
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bestiality and Non-con
Summary: A nightmare that'll affect Iruka and Naruto for the rest of their lives.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.

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In the Middle of a Reunion
tired
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Finally, the last or atleast I thinks its the last part of the 'In the Middle' Series featuring Umino Iruka and Hoshigaki Kisame. Don't worry I still have other ideas for KisaIru, in fact I have a drabble idea at the end of this story. Scroll to the end to read my idea.

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I forgot to post this here
tired
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Here's the first chapter of my Chase Young and Jack Spicer male pregnancy story. This puppy has been stewing in my head for quite sometime. I hope you enjoy and get a few chuckles out of it.

Title: Nine Months... like that's Original
Rating: R
Summary: Chase and Jack are gonna have a baby! But seriously, it turns out the illness Jack has been feeling lately are not the symptoms of a flu.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. A very HUGE thank you to dmitchell1985 for betaing this bad boy. I would also like to note where I found the idea for this male pregnancy fic, which goes into a bit of detail about Komodo dragons and parathenogeneis.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070124/ap_on_sc/britain_virgin_birth

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SasuIru... whose up for roasted dolphin?
Attack
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Just posting my Sasuke and Iruka story which I just finished. Let this Naruto fic tide you over for awhile, till I'm done a few other projects.

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